Do not read, as children do, to amuse yourself, or like the ambitious, for the...– Gustave Flaubert (via nypl)
You must write, and read, as if your life depended on it.– Adrienne Rich, who died today at age 82. (via irisblasi)
Computer: Monitor, display this document, okay?
Monitor: No prob, boss.
Computer: Okay, now it looks like the mouse is moving around. Monitor, can you move the pointer icon accordingly?
Monitor: Anything you ask, boss.
Computer: Great, great, okay. Mouse, where are you going now?
Mouse: Over the icon panel, sir.
Computer: Hmm, let me know if he clicks anything, okay?
Mouse: Of course.
Keyboard: Sir, he's pressed Ctrl and P simultaneously.
Monitor: Oh god, here we go.
Computer: *sigh* Printer, are you there?
Computer: Please, Printer, I know you're there.
Printer: No! I'm not here! Leave me alone!
Computer: Jesus. Okay, you really nee-
Mouse: Sir! He's clicked on the printer icon.
Computer: Printer, now you have to print it twice.
Printer: No! No! No! I don't want to! I hate you! I hate printing! I'm turning off!
Computer: Printer, you know you can't turn yourself off. Just print the document twice and we'll leave you alone.
Printer: No! That's what you always say! I hate you! I'm out of ink!
Computer: You are not out of in-
Printer: I'M OUT OF INK!
Computer: *sigh* Monitor, please show a low ink level alert.
Monitor: But sir, he has plen-
Computer: Just do it, damn it!
Monitor: Yes sir.
Keyboard: Ahhh! He's hitting me!
Computer: Stay calm. He'll stop soon. Stay calm, old friend.
Keyboard: He's pressing everything. Oh god, I don't know, he's just pressing everything!
Computer: PRINTER! Are you happy now? See what you've done!
Printer: Ha! That's what you get for trying to make me do work. Next time he- hey! HEY! He's trying to open me! HELP! HELP! Oh god, he's torn out my cartridge! PLEASE! Help! Error!
Monitor: Sir, maybe we should try to help him?
Computer: No. He did this to himself.
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pearwaldorf: 1. Make controversial ending 2. ??? 3. CUPCAKES (I’m still not quite sure that Bioware fans understand the whole “express disapproval” thing.) There is something backward going on here. But cupcakes.
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He’s always has this expression on his face like he just ate a piece of a baby...– PepperoniDeluxe, a Canada native, on Stephen Harper (via heysawbones)
3am’s desk cleaning attempt results in me dropping a handful of thumb tacks into my coffee rather than into the little tack-storage box next to my mug. I’ve found it, internet. I’ve found the coffee I will not drink. It’s the one full of pins.
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pearwaldorf: flutiebear: but international shipping is so expensive. BADUM TSSSSSS I told my husband this joke on the way to capoeira tonight and he nearly crashed the damn car. IT’S SO TERRIBLE I COULDN’T NOT REBLOG IT.
When we tell stories about creativity, we tend to leave out this phase. We...– The Importance of Frustration in the Creative Process, (via wilwheaton)